real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
