August 2012
every white girl past 11pm: INSOMNIA :(((((((((((
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
– Confucius (via biddiesbookshelf)
craughed:
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
tltty:
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
what if concert tickets fell from the sky
maybe i’d go outside for once
madonnuh:
the bible has the worst fandom
theyellowbrickroad:
“XD muffins” the girl writes as her facebook status while whispering to herself “haha im so random”
clusterphoque:
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to...
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
– L.M. Montgomery (via flentes)
“If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.”
– Chuck Palahnuik (via rosettes)
livin-la-vida-lokiii:
If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
69-inch-penis:
excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them if you like my chem go ahead listen to them fuck if you like sex sounds made by whales go ahead listen to it music is supposed to be fun
bullyrays:
being female and liking metal does not make you a special snowflake sorry to inform
purifyed:
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
i don’t just sing in the shower
i perform
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
– (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
extraterrestrialseries:
demycrawley:
what annoys me the most on the fact that I live in a place where English is not the first language is that I have tons of amazing lines in English that would fit perfectly in certain kinds of conversations but I can’t fucking use them because no one would understand
SO. TRUE.
brokenwetdreams:
i hate it when people dont hate people i hate
“I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.”
– Henry Miller. Tropic of Cancer (via habitacionesvacias)
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
“Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with...”
– Rick Warren (via larmoyante)
blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
“And there comes a time in your life when you realize that if you don’t take the...”
– Richard Russo, Empire Falls (via larmoyante)
bludgertothehead:
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via xzxcuzx-me)
anthroph0bia:
it just makes you feel so awful when someone you absolutely adore thinks so poorly of themself like all you want is for them to understand how much they mean to you and how wonderful you think they are but nothing works
