“Sometimes you imagine that everything could have been different for you, that if only you had gone right one day when you chose to go left, you would be living a life you could never have anticipated. But at other times you think there was no other way forward—that you were always bound to end up exactly where you have.”
—Kevin Brockmeier (via cetonans)
July 2012
“i dont care about looks”
LIAR
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
June 2012
Listen
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.
TEAM MICROSOFT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dsAKZDXOKALS>KDL forevaaaaaaaaaaa
“We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.”
—Carson Mccullers (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.”
—Dita Von Teese (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
- doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
- me: about 7 hours
- doctor: a week?
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: ya lets go with that
you’re lying if you say you’ve never sat alone in your room and sang she will be loved at the top of your lungs
- friend: move you're blocking the view
- me: I am the view.
